1) Caring
you must care for them. even if you were born an insensitive bitch like me, just pretend like you are an angel and ask common favourite questions like
"awak dah makan?"
"la, kenapa tak makan? nanti gastrik baru tau. gi makan kay?"
"jangan lupe makan ubat tau.. minum air banyak banyak.. cimut tebal tebal bla bla"
"kalau u saket sape susah? i jugak.. susah hati tauuu"
2) Manja
you must leash the childishness in you. act like a kid. rengek rengek, lagi depa suka. pout your lips a bit, konon konon cute laidat. hentak hentak kaki sikit. masam muka sikit. sikit je tau. banyak banyak kang rasa nak lempang pulak laki tu tengok. in other words, they want manja manja girls. not too manja, but just nice manja oneee. so that they’ll feel good and needed and hati berbunga bunga dapat awek yang cute lagi manja lagi manis. ye lah kan kalau dapat gofren macam G.I Jane kang terasa diri seperti makwe pulak kan instead of pakwe.
3) Understanding
you must try your best to understand them. if they lupa your birthday its ok. you must understand that men don’t have enough space to memorize such minor info. they only remember who won last 10 year’s world cup etc. if they forgot to/did not call you you must understand, they need to buy rokok so money for topup prepaid harus dibuat catuan. you must also understand that they can sometimes be so not understanding because as claimed by them, we are so susah nak difahami. and you must also understand that they never had PMS, so they tidak tahu.
4) Appreciate
you must appreciate everything about them. the way they talk, laugh, smile, even the way they go beserk when their fav football team loses or when some dude overtake his car or bila ada mamat ni terlanggar bahu dia. you must appreciate them even when they hardly even notice it. there are many ways of expressing our appreciation. for example, you must laugh dengan ikhlas when they make jokes even if they’re so lame that you can barely smile.
5) Appearance
you must look good. at least dress up smart smart lah if you perasan muka buruk sangat. don’t use platform merah 3 kaki with baju 3 size smaller and leather pants when going for afternoon classes. matahari yang panas seems to get hotter dow. when you look good, they also feel good. for having such a good looking partner. you must pakai baju cantek cantek even if they pakai seluar capok with t-shirt pagoda and selipar jepun. then everyone will start making assumptions:
"mesti mamat ni banyak duet dow boleh dapat awek cun"
"mesti mamat ni power main ni. main bola dll."
"eee mesti bofren die ni sweeeet kan kalau tak macam mane awek tu leh tepikat. eee best nyeee~"
etc etc
6) Socializing
you cannot be pemalu melampau. must be tak malu like me. i learn from the best. yakni my boyfriend and also miss diva wannabe MMU. when meeting new people, especially his friends, you must be friendly, cheerful, sweet smiling and soft spoken. even when you are a cold mean biatch. make everyone feel comfortable when being around you. ask them stupid questions like dah makan? even when you guys had just finished dinner together ramai ramai and still kat meja makan. takpa, janji ada usaha. must put effort ok. they suka when we make effort to berkawan with their friends.
7) Respecting
haruslah menghormati diri sendiri, then only you respect other people. by respecting ourselves and other people, then only other people will respect you. you cannot earn respect just by eksyen eksyen like you’re all that. respek diri sendiri adalah memastikan anda menjaga reputasi diri sendiri. don’t go cibai here cibai there lancau here lancau there mancarut as if it is something to be proud of. ingat cool la? also you cannot mencarut depan semua orang esp if you don’t know them that much. tak semua orang boleh terima carutan ok. lain lah kalau orang tu perasan disukai and perasan cool lalu act macam cool in front of everyone kan yang itu tak boleh ditolong lah. sifat perasan adalah sesuatu yang sukar disembuhkan.
8) Sympathetic
must be very baek hati dan pengasih dan pengkasihan laidat. don’t just lalu tepi orang cacat and act dunno. must at least say, "kesian nye pakcik ni..kalau i kaya dah lama i kasi seribu hengget kat dia tau." so that you’ll look very sweet and caring serta berperasaan laidat. you must also pandai memujuk. esp when they’re feeling down. i.e when their iPod hilang ke.. kereta tercalar sikit ke.. favourite sneakers yang dah berumur 15 juta tahun kena curik ke.. etc.
9) Sweet Smelling
yessss. this one is a must. if you bau like garlic kena peram seminggu all the time, semua orang akan lari tak kira lelaki or perempuan. so make sure you smell nice. if your ketiak smells awful, or your kaki, please make some effort to reduce the smell i.e kerap tukar baju, pakai deodorant sebotol, tukar stoking every 10 minutes etc. anything!
10) pandai akademik dan ilmu agama serta ilmu am. (optional)
which i think is such a turn-on if i were i guy lah. best dow ada awek pandai. boleh mintak ajar matematik. eh silap, laki mana ada nak ngaku kalah ngan awek kannn? ok la ok la sexist sangat la pulak hehe. but true what, most men mana mau awek lagi powerrrr. kalau tak mesti daten Sharizat da kawen da sekarang.
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my humble apology if anyone terasa or anything. tiada kaitan dengan hidup dan mati. this entry was initiated by this bulletin post.